Rosa Lyster

God damn but it is nice here

http://10and5.com/2017/04/11/travel-diaries-i-curse-his-name/

I wrote for New York Magazine about how much I love to wear other people’s clothes!

http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/03/other-peoples-clothes-are-the-best-clothes.html

http://www.adjective.online/2017/03/08/creepy-crawly-rosa-lyster/

More horoscopes!

http://10and5.com/2017/03/07/your-existential-horoscope-dont-worry-if-you-are-visibly-high-this-is-your-time/

Look at this raccoon

My best thing is an animal that reminds me very strongly of a human being, and this raccoon is the indisputable leader of that category.

I wrote something quite sort of heavy and intense about this weird raccoon photo, because I guess I feel very strongly about it.

https://thehairpin.com/everyone-wants-to-be-this-raccoon-86073fddecb9#.veme2ol8q

I don’t know if I have any right to be as thrilled about this as I am. People translate things all the time. It also goes without saying that I cannot speak or read Italian, so all I can do is look at the words, but STILL.

http://www.edizionisur.it/sotto-il-vulcano/01-03-2017/libro-giusto-al-momento-giusto/

Some people have told me that this made them laugh and that is gr8 but I can tell you that I wrote it with a very very stern frown on my face the whole time. I truly and humourlessly hate the wind and that is no joke at all. Jarred took the photos! He doesn’t hate the wind as much as me but I think he did a very good job of taking photos that made me hate it in a more nuanced and vicious way.

https://thehairpin.com/something-in-the-air-21512c806889#.q7n5l0tkm