Happy Birthday Fidel Castro
- Don’t take this the wrong way, but I thought you were dead.
- Didn’t you die? Wasn’t that a whole thing, a little while ago?
- No Offense.
- The “personal life” section of your wikipedia page is madly disappointing.
- Not even disappointing in a way of someone with an Agenda making up many lies about you.
- Just a bit boring and rubbish.
- There is one sentence claiming that you “often engaged in one night stands.”
- “With women”
- The “personal life” section is so disappointing, actually, that it casts doubt on the article as a whole.
- If they have done such a poor job with the details of your several one night stands “with women”, is it not also possible that they have made other mistakes?
- A mistake such as saying you’re alive, when you are obviously dead?
- The horse in this photograph is called “King Champ”. I have never seen a horse wearing such a human expression.